YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
ooooooh shit, I also had this on my 14th birthday except the bad thing was that we didn’t put it out in time and the plastic melted onto the cake and it turned into this giant black, burnt, blob of satan and it got ruined and inedible, and plus, the music still played from the depths of the black goo and i just,..„,.
holy mother of God no thanks
If ya’ll read the directions you are supposed to cut the little red wire and it turns off!
And the highest paid public employee in your state is…
This infuriates me on a level that you cannot even begin to fathom.
